Archive for the ‘Funny Super Glue Stories’ Category

Customer Service Challenges …

November 12th, 2009

This story should give you a chuckle . . . . . It cracked us up!

Everyone knows that great customer service is paramount to the success of great companies … more often than not patience and a sense of humor are what set great customer service people apart from average customer service people.  Our customers are so important to us at Super Glue Corporation that we have been known to go above and beyond to provide superior service.

We had to laugh when we saw this story, and while it sounds a little unbelieveable we have confirmed that the following (or something very similar) really did happen – we just never had confirmation of the fact that the caller was actually messing with us before now:

Apparently, stand up comedian, Paul Rosa, got an idea to play a prank on some of America’s biggest, most well-known companies, and then write a book about what he did and how the companies responded.  According to this review, “Misery Loves Companies“, you can read Rosa’s book, Idiot Letters, and find ”87 purposely lug-headed letters he’s penned to companies and their even dopier responses-and see how he’s messed with the minds of some of America’s biggest businesses.”

One of the stories reveals how he contacted Super Glue Corporation complaining that “he was housebound and unable to shop for food because he was ’sitting with one hand hopelessly adhered to a portion of a large ceramic vase’.”  Super Glue Corporation’s response was to send him ”a loaf of bread”! 

Now, this was a long time ago and we’re sure customer service also directed him to whatever version of our standard “Removing Super Glue” response (pamphlet or web page) that was available at the time … but we have to laugh at how the customer service team responded by trying to help satisfy his immediate need for food as well ;)!

Kudos to all of you customer service people, and corporations, who handle challenging calls and situations all day long – May you always continue to take the high road when it comes to taking care of your customers!

Yikes! Cat Lovers Beware …

October 9th, 2009

Here’s a silly super glue story for you … In a recent blog post story entitled “Thirteen Lessons For New Cat Owners” Lesson #6 states:
“Tink got into my art drawer where I keep various and sundry goodies. She bit into a tube of super glue. After you quit laughing please remember Lesson #6 – Cats look really funny with paper clips, eraser nubs and stamps stuck on their faces but sooner or later you have to get them off. You will not look funny with all the scratches and puncture holes on your hands and arms that will result from this truly agonizing exercise.”

So, consider yourself warned keep super glue away from children AND cats!

Robotic Pumpkins – How Cool!

October 9th, 2009

rovin pumpkin [PHOTO CREDIT: Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories]
Ok, just imagine this for a second … You have a display of carved jack-o-lanterns on your porch Halloween evening and a spirited group of young teens appears at your door to trick or treat … what fun to be able to have one of those carved jack-o-lanterns start roaming around the porch!! The self-proclaimed “evil mad scientists” blog gives all the details you need to create this awesome “rovin’ pumpkin”. According to the blog here’s what you need to create this awesome robotic pumpkin: “The platform itself was built from three Lego wheels and one standard size servo motor, modified for continuous rotation. Some cable ties and superglue were used to hold it together with a 3xAA battery box.” How cool is that?

NCIS – Super Glue

September 9th, 2009

Now, mind you, we’re not condoning what they did with the super glue … but we love the show & appreciate the mention!!!  [Tip: To remove super glue use ACETONE!  Looks like they did the right thing there ....]

Super Glue & Sticky Fingers

August 12th, 2009

Here’s an out-take from our recent product knowledge video shoot – You’ll notice Super Glue somtimes sticks instantly to our fingers, too! :)

Super Glue Out-take from Super Glue Corporation on Vimeo.

Super Glue Sticky Shoe Stories …

July 22nd, 2009

Awhile ago someone sent us this silly youtube shoe video which we thought was pretty funny; but more of a stunt than anything that could REALLY happen – Recently, however, we heard from one of our customers about a similar REAL LIFE situation involving sticky shoes!  Debra wrote in to tell us that her brother’s shoe soles had come loose-so their mom gave him some super glue to glue the soles back on, and then they put the shoes on the back concrete porch to dry.  “That evening, he went to get his shoes off the porch and almost fell on his face because when he went to pick the shoes up, one of them was firmly glued to the porch! … finally, Bobby got one of those razor scapers and scraped the shoe off, leaving a thin piece of sole still on the concrete.  You know, when they moved out of that house ten years ago, that piece of sole was still on the porch!” …. Lesson 1:  Funny stuff just happens!  Lesson 2:  Super Glue really sticks!  Lesson 3: New meaning to being a sole survivor :)